Did you ever notice when you’re in the park, walking your dog and he takes a poop in the grass and the poop is a little squishie and all you’ve got is that cheap doggie bag and there’s someone watching so you’re trying to get as much as you can and then your finger pokes through the bag and you don’t have a paper towel but you have to rub it off somewhere and so you trying to rub it off on the grass as best you can but in the end you have to walk home holding your stinky finger a foot away from you?
Did you ever notice that?
Ken’s Andy Rooney Minute #3
